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A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, “Preacher, I don’t believe the Bible mentions PMS.”

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read,…

“…And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death.

He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.”

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, “Tell me, did he suffer?”

“I don’t think so,” said the foreman: “He got out three times to go to the men’s room.

Entra un hombre a la iglesia y se acerca al confesionario; el sacerdote al verlo llegar pronuncia:

“Ave Mar�a Pur�sima. Dime hijo, �en qu� te puedo ayudar?”

El hombre, ni corto ni perezoso, le explica:

“Pues, mire usted que yo quer�a un coche con ABS, bolsa de aire, cierres centralizados, tapicer�a de cuero, llantas con rines de aluminio, y me han dicho que me acerque aqu�”.

“Hijo, lo que t� estas buscando es un CONCESIONARIO, con C”, responde el cura.