Q:what is a ghosts favorit road?
A:A dead end.
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Q:what is a ghosts favorit road?
A:A dead end.
The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It’s your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
Duplicating film.
Pepito y Maria fueron una vez a cortar naranjas. Cuando Mar�a regres� a su casa, su mam� le pregunt�:
“�C�mo te fue Mar�a?”
“Bien mam�… Pepito y yo fuimos a cortar naranjas. Yo me sub� al �rbol a cortarlas y pepito se qued� abajo recogiendo las naranjas que yo le aventaba.”
“Pero que tonta eres Mar�a, no te das cuenta que Pepito te vio los calzones.”
“No mam�, porque antes yo fui m�s inteligente y me los quit�.”
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits. He also sold them their optional GI insurance.It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales. This had never happened before.Rather than ask, the Captain did a “random walk” and stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones’s sales pitch. It went something like this:Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: “If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don’t have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6,000.” “Now,” he concluded, “which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?”
A white horse walks into a bar, and the barman sees the horse and says: “Hey, we have a whiskey here named after you!” The horse then says: “What? ‘Eric?'”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cathy!
Cathyl who?
Cathy the the doorbell, it’s too dark out here!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecil!
Cecil who?
Cecil have music whereever she goes….!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cecile!
Cecile who?
Cecile this envelope!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celery!
Celery who?
Celery me you lunch will you, I’m hungry!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this!
THEY BOTH KEEP MEAT PACKED IN THEM.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
Murphy was an optimist.
What do you call a deer with 20/20 vision?
“Good-eye deer”
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.