Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?
A: The ZIP Code.
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Easy to replace
Three surgeons are discussing patients they have operated on:
1st surgeon: “i like operating on the french, when you open them up, all their
parts are beautifully arranged and go back together perfectly no matter how you
replace them.”
2nd surgeon: “i like operating on germans, when you open them up, all the
parts are numbered and they are easy to replace.”
3rd surgeon: “i like operating on americans because the a****** and mouth are
interchangeable!”
Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
Basketball player
Q: Why did they throw the tall basketball player out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept sticking his business in other people’s noses!
Entra un hombre al consultorio
Entra un hombre al consultorio de un m�dico y le explica su problema:
“Doctor, ver�, mi problema es que tengo un test�culo de madera y otro de acero.”
“�QUEEEE?”, exclama el doctor, “no puede ser posible.”
“S�, tengo un test�culo de madera y otro de acero.”
“Esto no lo puedo creer.”
“En serio, si desea se los muestro.”
Efectivamente, se baja los pantalones y �zas!, uno de madera y uno de acero.
“Asombroso,” exclama el doctor mientras los examina meticulosamente, “pero que pena por usted que nunca podr� tener hijos.”
“C�mo que no?, si tengo ya dos hijos, y est�n en la recepci�n.”
“No puede ser, h�galos pasar.”
El paciente se incorpora y grita:
“��PINOCHO, ROBOCOB, PASEN!!”
An incredible inventor
He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made several more so that he could have several shoes with phones in the house. One day, an emergency came up and he needed a phone bad. Would you believe it, he couldn’t find a single phone boot.
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Joke a paki
What do you call a paki in a microwave,BaDing
What do you call a paki in a bin, Rumageing
What do you call a paki who beats up his wife
Chinda
What do you call a paki who denied it in court, Asifachinda
A local bakery decided to hire a part-time…
A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and
ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends.
She had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired)
she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say she was a real beauty and
had a figure to die for.
The bakery has a small storefront so it was necessary to
have the various products on shelves and then use a ladder to reach the uppermost
items. The item that had previously been least popular but was fast becoming the most
popular with gentlemen in particular was rasin bread, which was kept on the
uppermost shelf.
One day an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a loaf of bread. The young lady without
thinking scurried up the ladder and then realized she had not asked the
gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted so she nodded and
asked, “Raisin?”
“No, he replied but it is beginning to twitch just a little.”
How to make a blonde fart
Q How do you make a blonde fart?
A Tell it to burp.
Word Association
A guy goes to see a psychiatrist.He says, “Doc, I think I’m hung up on women’s breasts.”The psychiatrist says, “We’ll see. I’ll give you a quick word-association test. I’ll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind.The doctor says, “2 Eggs.”The guy says, “Boobs.”The doctor says, “Orange.”The guy says, “Hooters.”The doctor says, “Grapefruit.”The guy says, “Jugs.”The doctor says, “Windshield wipers.”The guy says, “Knockers.”The psychiatrist says, “It’s very obvious you have a problem. I mean, I can understand the egg, an orange, or even a grapefruit, but why would windshield wipers make you think of breasts?”The guy says, “Are you kidding, Doc? First this one, then that one, then this one, then that one.”
Energizer Bunny
The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed
away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the
chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac
arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the
battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming…