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Una ni�a que le pregunta a su madre:

“Mam�, �c�mo se hacen los ni�os?”

“Ni�a, a los hijos los trae la cig�e�a.”

“Entonces, �quien se coge a la cig�e�a?”

There was a man called steven and a man called andy they went to
the bar to get a packet of crisps then the woman at the bar said
they could only have them if see kissed one of them this woman
was coverd in scabs so andy kissed her and took her to the bed
room he
picked the scabs off her and put it in a crisp packet then he
threw it out the window then steven saw them and started to
eating them

Woman’s Quote of the Day:

“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you’d like to have dinner with.”

Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day:

“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.”

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man. Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires? Canadian: We send ’em to France to get turned into paper plates.French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags? Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) We send ’em to France to get turned into picket fences. Hey, what do you do with your used crazy glue? French man: We send it to Canada to get turned into bubble gum!

Llega el paciente al consultorio e impaciente, se dirige al m�dico:

“�Doctor, doctor!”

“�Qu� le pasa, por qu� tanta desesperaci�n?”

“Es que sufro de eyaculaci�n precoz”.

“�Por la concha de la lora!”

“�Aaaaahhh! �Mmmm!”