Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Q2: What’s the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.
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Does your gun rack have a gun rack on it?
You know your a redneck if your gunrack has a gunrack on it.
Ways to confuse a roommate
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.115. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, “Psst! Is it gone?”
Lesbian
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a long tongue?
A: Well Hung!!
Hot In Here
Ther was 3 men
an English Man
an Irish Man
and a Scottish man
and they was all in the desert and they found a lamp
the geni said you can have 1 wish each before you die so
the Irish Man wished for a pint of Guiness
the scottish man wish for bag-pipes
and ther English wished for a car door
and undun the window and said better open a window its
Hot In Here
Warm satisfaction
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?A tea bag.
Stethoscope
A doctor was in the car with her 4-year-old daughter. On the way
to preschool, the girl picked up her mother’s stethoscope, which
had been on the seat of the car. The mother thought, “Oh, how
sweet, she wants to be just like me!” Then the little girl spoke
into the instrument, saying, “Welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take
your order?”
Why does Monica Lewinsky have
Why does Monica Lewinsky have chubby cheeks?
She’s withholding evidence!
Q: How many Alaskan
Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Oh, none … they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]
Hindsight shows you how a
Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rear.
Honey I'm home
Three words women hate to hear when having sex “Honey, I’m home!”
Don't go hungry
Three generations of prostitutes were on vacation and discussing their profession when the youngest mentioned how upset she was that she was only recieving $100 dollars to give a blow job. Her mother then told her of how about 25 yrs. earlier she herself had only been getting $50 dollars for a blow job. The grand mother, after hearing all of this pipes up and says, “I remember back during the Great Depression, we were just happy to get something warm in our stomach!”