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Clinton Bumper Stickers

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Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:

HONK! If you had sex with the President
Clinton: We forgive you…Now Resign!
Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
Adultery IS NOT a family value
Does character matter YET?
One More Whore And We Get Gore
Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat
My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student
Jail to the Chief
Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President
The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility
If his private life doesn’t matter, let him date your daughter.
Save the President: Legalize Perjury
Two terms for Clinton: the second in jail
Clinton: Our Nation’s Fondling Father

Put Your Foot In It

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One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”

God

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A little boy went up to his father and asked,
Dad is god a boy or a girl?

Both son both

Then the little boy asked dad is god black or white?

Both son both.

Ten minutes later the boy came down stairs and asked

Dad is Micheal Jackson God?

I’m Coming!

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A worker on a construction site of a high rise building climbed all the way to the top of the building before realizing that he needed a second pair of hands to accomplish the task he had in mind.

Not wanting to climb all the way back down, and also realizing that no one would hear him if he yelled, he signaled to the foreman on the ground.

He pointed first to himself, then his knee, and then the foreman, meaning “I need you.”

The foreman waved back and then started acting very strangely….he unzipped his pants, pulled them down to his ankles, and proceeded to jerk off.

Totally confused and rather alarmed, the worker ran down all fourteen stories of the high rise, staggered over to the foreman and gasped, “What the hell are you doing?

“I got your message,” replied the foreman. “I just wanted to let you know that I was coming.”

Salami & the Talibuttheads

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Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It’s his photo ID.

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing – “yet”.

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52…F-16…B-1…

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What’s the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.

Q: What’s the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why don’t Salami Bin Coward’s people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.

Q: Why don’t the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can’t handle it.

Run over the rooster

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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.” “Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “you can go join the other chickens that are around the back.”