He’s as sharp as a beach ball.
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Craking Ice
If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ice will crack up!
Yo momma is so fat
your momma is so fat, when she was in school she sat next to EVRYBODY!
You might be a redneck if… high school
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
“SHARPING THE PENCIL!!!”
Once, there were two parents taking a shower together, so then their two
children (a boy, and a girl) come in the bathroom and the girl asks the mother,
“Mom, what’s that down there?” and the mom answers, “A sharpener”. Then, the boy
asks the father, “Dad, what’s that down there?” and the father answers, “a
pencil”
After 30 min. their parents came in their room and they ask, “WHAT ARE YOU
DOINGGGGG…!!!”,
and they both said, “SHARPING THE PENCIL!!!”
if a blonde and a redneck were to jump of…
if a blonde and a redneck were to jump of a building who would reach the floor first.
The redneck the blonde would stop to ask for directions
Please return to class
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom:
“Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so
that we may begin plowing.”
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the twelve hundred
students who went to move 26 cars please return to class.”
Dad & Dave
Dad and dave are walking along in the bush and they come across a dingo licking its balls. Dad says “I’ve always wanted to do that”. Dave replies “those dingoes can be pretty viscious you know you’d want to pat it a bit first”.
Nursry rhyme
Humpty Dumpty Fucked a Fat Hore
Humpty Dumpty Fell On The Floor
All The Kings Horses And all The Kings Men
Bent The Bitch Over And Fuked Her Again
Blonde snow remover
What does a blonde do with her snow after she shovels it?
She burns it.
Politcal Mule
A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the pastor to the health department.They said since there was no health threat that he should call the sanitation department. The manager said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the mayor.Now the pastor knew the mayor and was not to eager to call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the pastor called him anyway.The mayor did not disappoint him. He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and finally said, “Why did you call me any way? Isn’t it your job to bury the dead?”The pastor paused for a brief prayer and asked the Lord to direct his response. Then, he replied “Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first!”
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!A
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.