Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash. – Bo Diddley
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So Stupid
Yo mama’s so stupid she rents a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.
What kind
fukin mother fuker
Must help the wife
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks, boss,” says Smith “I knew I could count on you!”
Yo mama so stupid
yo mama so stupid she enterd a stupid contest and they said no experts
Three Quick Bar Jokes
So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .A cowboy walks into a bar, dressed entirely in paper. Wasn’t long before he was arrested for rustling. A guy walks out of a bar on the moon, complaining “The drinks were OK but there is no atmosphere.”
What was yesterday’s Washington Post
What was yesterday’s Washington Post headline?
Bush finally defeats Clinton.
Top 13 New Star Wars Movies
13. Star Wars I: “Star Trek, the Next Generation” kisses our Jedi ass.
12. Just Hand Over the Wallet, and Nobody Gets Hurt
11. Springtime for Vader
10. Episode I: Mr. Lucas Wants A Bigger Boat
9. Obi Wan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Obi Wan.
8. Your turn, Steven.
7. The Toys-R-Us Christmas ’99 Catalog
6. Boba Fett’s Not In It So Don’t Even Ask, Fanboy!!!!
5. Titanic *THIS*, Jim Cameron!
4. Star Wars I (Harrison Ford Not Included)
3. Star Wars: Yoda Man! No, Yoda Man!
2. There’s Something About Money
1. Come To Papa, You Geeks
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:
10. Got a little carried away after seeing “Face/Off”
9. Really wanted to win first prize on “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8. Like this doesn’t happen every year in the Masters
7. Whenever Moe bites Curly’s ear, it’s hilarious!
6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith
5. I guess you’ve never heard of a little thing called “strategy”
4. Ears is tasty
3. It was self-defense — he wouldn’t stop punching me!
2. “Disqualified” sounds better than “got his ass kicked all over the ring”
1. He ran out of gum
Even the Score
There are older sisters and younger brothers so the womb will be pretty posh for the guy to live in.
Pizza Delivery Man
Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
Race Car
Your mama is like a race car she burn fifty rubbers a day.