will young kylie manougue and robbie williams cummin home from the pub and kylie trips over and gets her hed stuck in a fence so naturally robbie pulls up her skirt and starts fucking her
He then says cummon will its ure turn
willstarts crying and tears fall to the ground
will why r u crying
will replies i cant fit my head through the fence.
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Logic can never decide what
Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.
A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession….
A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.
“Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday”
“Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??” the priest asked.
“Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission”
“Do you mean like this??” He touches he arm.
“Yes father.”
“That’s no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch”
“But father he also touched my breasts”
“You mean like this??” He touches her breasts.
“Yes father.”
“That’s no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.”
“But father, he took off my clothes.”
“Like this??” He takes off her clothes.
“Yes father”.
“That’s no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.”
“But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where.”
“Like this??” He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
“Yes father,” she says sometime later.
“But that’s no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.”
“But father, he has AIDS”
“THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!”
Bubba
Two rednecks, Bubba and Ed, were driving down the road drinking a couple of
bottles of Coors. The passenger, Bubba, said, “looked that up ahead, Ed, it’s a
poll-ice roadblock!!
We’re going to get busted far drinking’ these here beers!!” “Don’t worry,
Bubba”, Ed said, “we’ll just pull over and finish drinking’ these beers, and
peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under
the seat.” “What far�, asked Bubba. “Just let me do the talking’, OK�, said Ed.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and
each put a label on their forehead. When they reach the roadblock, the sheriff
said, “You boys been drinking’?”
“No, sir,” said Ed. “We’re on the patch”
Not fot the faint hearted
How do you make a baby float?
Yake your foot off its head
Whats the difference between a baby and a fridg?
The fridge doesnt cry when you put your meat in it
How do you make a baby cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear
how do you get a baby in a bowl?
With a blender
How do you get it out again?
With corn chips
How many babys does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them
Whats red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion
Whats the difference between a baby and a rugby ball?
When you kick a rugby ball your not aiming for the posts
WHats the defference between a baby and a trampoline
You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a ferari?
I dont hacve a ferari in my garage
What does a blind, deaf, mute, paraplegic baby get for christmas?
Cancer
Blonde quickies 10
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Don’t tell her to swallow.
Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool ?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Christmas Bike
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
The kid says, “Yeah.”
The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.”
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
Humoring the kid, the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did'”
The kid says,”Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”
Blobby plops
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Q: What’s a Japanese girl’s favorite holiday?…
Q: What’s a Japanese girl’s favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.
Like what
An aging patient was stomping around his psychiatrist’s office, running his
hands through his hair, almost in tears. “Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I
can’t remember my wife’s name. Can’t remember my children’s names. Can’t
remember what kind of car I drive. Can’t remember where I work. It was all I
could do to find my way here.” – “Calm down. How long have you been like this?”
– “Like what?”
Thermos or Dildo
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and “can you handle it?”
The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss’s positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks;
“How much for the white dildo?”
He answers, “$35.”
She, “How much for the black one?”
He, “$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one.”
She, “I think I’ll take the black one. I’ve never had a black one before.” She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks;
“How much for the black dildo?”
He, “$35.”
She, “How much for the white one?”
He, “$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one.”
She, “I think I’ll take the white one. I’ve never had a white one before.” She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, “How much are your dildos?” He, “$35 for the white, $35 for the black.”
She, How much is that plaid one on the shelf?”
He, “Well, that’s a very special dildo it’ll cost you $165.”
She thinks for a moment and answers, “I’ll take the plaid one, I’ve never had a plaid one before.” She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do while I was gone?” To which the saleman responded, “I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!”
The meek shall inherit the
The meek shall inherit the earth, but only after we’re done with it.