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One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the hell?” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She shot back, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s ‘Miracle Grow.'”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by axelwang
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, explodes one day in mid session and begins to shout,
“Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!”
All the other Senators plead to the angry member that he withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session. After a long pause, the angry member accepted.
“Ok” he said, “I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!”
there was this man that enterd a bar and ended up to a crying man.he said to the man”what is wrong?”the crying man replied”my doctor told me that im really sick,and he give me these pills.”he also said,that i have to take these pills for the rest of my life.and the man said”then why are you crying?”because he only give me six pills”
Why did the elephant paint his toenils red?I dont know why?
Because he whated to hide in a strawberry patch…. Did you ever see an elephant in a strawberry patch? No. See how good they hide.
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Yo shirt sooooo little i could see your heart beating.
Yo shirt sooooo little i good see what you had for brekfeast this morning.
Q: How many U.S fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?A: No! You mean it was one of ours?!Notes : Topical to the shooting down of two allied helicopters over Iraq.
A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.
You’re a redneck if …. You know which leaves make the best substitute for
toilet paper.
Who would last longer in the sack?
A White Guy, A Black guy, or a Native American?
Answer: The Native American, the other two have to work in the morning.
The politician was shouting, “My opponent has been stealing you
blind while in office! All I ask for is a chance.”
-Milton Berle