It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop.
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Doctor I saw it
Q:why do the people have heart Attacks?
A:Because they saw your face
You’re a redneck … you consider “outdoor li
You’re a redneck if…. You consider “Outdoor Life” deep reading.
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of Chapstick
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
“Howdy, stranger…”
“Howdy, Sheriff…”
The cowboy then moved slowly to then back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
“Hold on, Mister…”
“Sheriff?”
“Did I just see what I think I just saw?”
“Reckon you did, Sheriff…I got me some powerful chapped lips…”
“And that cures them?”
“Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ em!
Confusius say: “Man who board
Confusius say: “Man who board plane sideways going to Bangkok.”
How to confuse a blonde
put her in a circle and tell her to find a corner
Watch out for cops
A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse wide open. The police
goes over and tell her” excuse me do you know your blouse is open. The blonde
screams “OH MY GOD I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS.”
And Ya Pull A Knife?
A man wakes up every morning and takes a shower, shaves and goes to work. One morning, the man wakes up with an erection looks at the clock and sees he is late for work. so the man skips the shower and shaves, while he is shaving he drops the razor and cuts off his penis.
his penis looks up at him and says “fourty years of fist fighting and you pull a knife?”
Drum joke
Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?A: Homeless.
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled at the blonde, “what do you want?”
“I just want to know why you can’t ring the bell for yourself?”
Procrastination
How are procrastination and masturbation alike?
At first its all fun, but then in the end u just realize your fucking yourself.