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Tips on love, from those who should know. All questions were
answered by kids, ages 5-10.

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

“Eighty-four, because at that age, you don’t have to work
anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in
your bedroom.” (Judy, 8)

“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.”
(Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.”
(Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to
buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have
videos of the wedding.” (Jim, 10)

“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be
willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few
hours.” (Kally, 9)

THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

“It’s better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them.” (Lynette, 9)

“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a
kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” (Kenny, 7)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to
do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so
popular.” (Jan, 9)

“I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,
but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” (Harlen, 8)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” (Roger,
9)

“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I
don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE

“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your
family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” (Jeanne, 8)

“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me. I’m handsome
like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” (Gary,
7)

“Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long
time.” (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS

“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off because they
paid good money for them.” (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘The
Simpsons’ is on television.” (Anita, 6)

“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I
have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls
keep finding me.”(Bobby, 8)

“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade
hard enough.”(Regina, 10)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER

“One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if
you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of
bills.”(Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

“Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” (Del, 6)

“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get
attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” (Alonzo,
9)

“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s
something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.”
(Bart, 9)

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE
IN LOVE?

“Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell
if he’s in love.” (John, 9)

“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
get cold. Other people care more about the food.” (Brad, 8)

“It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts
are on fire.” (Christine, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”

“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope
he showers at least once a day.” (Michelle, 9)

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

“You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the
best of you.” (Doug, 7)

“It might help to watch soap operas all day.” (Carin, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

“It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
you…That’s why I stopped doing it.” (Jean, 10)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” (Tom,
7)

“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never
take out the trash.” (Randy, 8)

Two newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a big burly man — tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your trousers,” she said.

“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”

With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. “Hell,” he said. ”I can’t get into your panties!”

She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to stay until your attitude changes.”