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your so stupid you got stuck inside a super market and starved

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money, and
never appears to have noticed that
you actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

(Obviously sung to the tune ofthe Battle Hymn of the Republic)Mine eyes have seen the TeletubbyAnd his cutsey little purse.He wears a purple outfit,And, dear friends, what’s even worse,He doesn’t scratch or spit or belch, He doesn’t even curse.What kind of guy is he?CHORUSTinky Winky is a fairy.Moral Morons must be wary.Ignorance like their’s is scary.And Tinky Winky’s gay.I have seen his little triangleWhere it sits upon his head,And we all know it’s a symbolFor the shame that can’t be said.Now we have to purge this dangerOr our little boys will wedA wife whose name is Ed.CHORUSHis defenders say his purse is nothingBut a magic little bag.That’s a cover-up, as we all know,He’s just a little fag!We cannot let a TeletubbyAppear in purple drag,Moron Morality.CHORUSYes, they call him Tinky Winky.Does that name sound straight to you?If he weren’t homosexual,His clothing would be blue!He’s subversive and perverted,And his pal’s a Laa-Laa, too.Moron Morality.CHORUSWe have seen this Tinky WinkyNear the San Francisco bay.He’s the Marshall of the big paradeThey hold on Gay Pride Day.We’ll all join hands and hold a protestAs we march the Moron way.Moron Morality.CHORUSHe’s teaching all our 2 year-olds that gayness is no curse.He is tearing down the fabric of our moral universe.If left unchecked, our kids may grow up unperverse.Moron Morality.CHORUSJerry Falwell is our hero,He’s the one to lead the fight.He has seen the truth and spoken out,He’ll lead us further right,Where we will join the multitudeWho just ain’t none too bright.Moron Morality.CHORUSIn a quiet Southern village Jerry was born into a haze,With an anger in his bosom that would last him all his days.As he works to teach us hatred, let us go and bash some gays.Moron Morality.(final) CHORUS

Hab�a una vez tres hombres llamados Juan, Pedro y Pablo que eran muy pobres pero que ten�an muchos deseos. Un d�a le dice Juan a los dem�s:

“Oigan muchachos que tal si para mejorar nuestra suerte hacemos un pacto con el diablo.”

Los dem�s desesperados dicen “�s�!” y entonces comienza el ritual.

“Oh, Lucifer ven aqu�, ven aqu�, ven aqu�”, y a los 10 minutos se aparece el diablo. Los hombres asustados se abrazan y les dice el diablo “Muy bien muchachos �qu� es lo que quieren?”

Dice Juan: “Se�or Lucifer nosotros s�lo queremos pedirle un deseo?”

“�Y cu�l es tu deseo?”

“Yo solamente deseo ser rico, muy rico.”

Entoces le pregunta a Pedro: “�Cu�l es tu deseo?”

“Yo lo �nico que le pido son muchas, pero muchas mujeres.”

Y por �ltimo le pregunta a Pablo: “Y t�, Pablo �cu�l es tu deseo?”

Y Pablo contesta humildemente: “Yo lo �nico que pido es un juego de ping pong.”

Entonces, habiendo escuchado los tres deseos, el diablo se da la vuelta y se va. Al mes regresa con mucho dinero y se lo entrega a Juan y Juan dice:

“�Soy rico, muy rico!” y se va fel�z.

Al siguiente mes regresa el diablo con muchas mujeres para Pedro y entonces Pedro se va fel�z.

Al a�o siguiente regresa el diablo todo ensangrentado y rasgu�ado por todas partes y le dice a Pablo con voz cansada: “Toma, aqu� est� tu deseo”

Y Pablo le dice:

“Oye, pero si yo no te ped� esto.”

“Y entonces, �qu� pediste?”

“Un juego de ping pong.”

“�Ahhh, yo te entend� los huevos de King Kong!”

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says “No, please show me the next room”.Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.So the guy says, “I’ll choose this room”. Satan says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, “Well, it could be worse”, when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says “O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!”