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E-Mail Errors..

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It’s wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can
be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a
business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a
quicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had
written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from
memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed
instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed
away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her
e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note
on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.

PS. Sure is hot down here.

Name the State Capitol

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There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the Blonde jokes. So
one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.
She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with
these blonde Jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last Night and
did something probably none of you could do … I memorized all the state
capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of
Nevada?”
“N”, she answered.

Room For That Business

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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I
want to open a damn checking account.” To which the astonished woman replies, “I
beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.”
So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old
geezer, “What seems to be the problem here?” “There’s no friggin problem,
dammit!” the man says, “I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I
want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!” “I see,” says the
manager, “and this bitch is giving you a hard time?”

A particularly hard question

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A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, “I’m sure you’ve lead a
virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one
question. What,” asks St. Peter,”were Eve’s first words when she saw Adam?”
“Boy,” says the nun, “that’s a hard one.”
“That’s right!” says St. Peter, and the pearly gates open wide.