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La Asociaci�n Hispanoamericana de mujeres

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La Asociaci�n Hispanoamericana de mujeres se queja (como siempre), ya que seg�n ellas, la gram�tica castellana es machista.

Esto es sacado del diccionario:

Zorro: Espadach�n justiciero
Zorra: Puta

Perro: Mejor amigo del hombre
Perra: Puta

Caminador: Individuo activo; que camina
Caminadora: Puta

Aventurero: Osado; valiente; arriesgado; hombre de mundo
Aventurera: Puta

Ambicioso: Visionario; en�rgico; con metas
Ambiciosa: Puta

Cualquier: Fulanito, Mengano, Zutano
Cualquiera: Puta

Regalado: Apellido; participio del verbo regalar
Regalada: Puta

Bicho: Insecto
Bicha: Puta

Callejero: De la calle; urbano
Callejera: Puta

Hombrezuelo: Hombrecillo; peque�ito
Mujerzuela: Puta

Hombre p�blico: Personaje prominente
Mujer p�blica: Puta

Smart ladies

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There are 3 ladies on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that there was a technical problem and the plane was going to crash into the sea.

A chinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to doll herself up.

A Malay lady beside her questioned her on her actions. The chinese lady replied that if she lookod beautiful, the guys coming to rescue survivors would usually save the pretty ladies first,On hearing this, the Malay lady started to put on all her jewellery.

An Indian woman sitting beside the Malay lady was curious and questioned her.

The Malay lady said that the rescuers would save her because she would easily be identified by the glitter of her jewels.

Then the Indian woman started taking her clothes off.

Both the Chinese and Malay ladies were shocked and questioned her.The Indian woman then replied that rescue teams do not usually look for survivors. They usually look for the “Black Box” first.

Playing Golf

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A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished they fell asleep and didn’t wake up till 8 o’clock.

They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she does as he asks (thinking he’s pretty weird).

The man finally gets home and his wife meets him at the door. Upset, she asks where he’s been.

The man replies “I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love then fell asleep. That’s why I’m late.”

The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes and says, “I see those grass stains on your shoes. You’ve been playing golf again, haven’t you!?”