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A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later, when the old man had an appointment with the doctor again, the doctor said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

The man replied, “Just doing what you said doctor, “Get a hot mama and be cheerful.”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that!…
I said you have got a heart murmur. Be careful!”

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What’s the best thing about growing old?
You get to hide your own Easter eggs.
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Lewis has a big pimple in the middle of his forehead. A big, huge pimple, and it won’t go away. So he goes to the doctor.

The doctor examines him and says, “Oh my! You’ve got a penis growing out of the middle of your forehead!”

Lewis says, “Oh, no, Doc! What can you do?”

The doctor says, “Don’t worry. Once it’s fully grown, we can remove it completely.”

Lewis says, “What do you mean, FULLY GROWN?! Doc, I can’t spend years and years staring at that thing, waiting for it to grow!”

The doctor says, “Well, you won’t have to stare at it for long. Pretty soon, the balls will cover your eyes.”

A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his penis, his partner’s toes would rise.

Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still.

Confused, he asked, “Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don’t?”

“Silly,” she replied, “I take my pantyhose off in the shower!”

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis