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Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and
Powell?”

The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”

So the guy walks over and says, “Hello, what are you
guys doing?”

And Bush says, “We’re planning world war 3”

And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

And Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million
Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman.”

And the guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?!!!”

So Bush turns to Powell and says, ” See, I told you no-
one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!”

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, “Mother of Six,” in spite of her objections.

One night they went to a party. The man decided that it was time to go home and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. Much to her embarrassment, he shouted at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouted back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”

One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hide the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him, ” Well what should we do about this?” Dad looked at her and said, “Well I don’t think you should spank him.”

A priest is walking along a pier in Rome when he sees a fisherman ready to go out fishing.
He starts a conversation and the fisherman asks if he would like to go fishing with him. The priest says he knows nothing about fishing. The fisherman says he’ll explain everything the priest needs to know.

As soon as they get out into deep water, the priest reels in this huge fish. The fisherman looks at the fish and says” Father, that’s one big son-of-a-bitch”

The priest looks at the man and says ” My son, please refrain from using that kind of language.”

The fisherman thinks quick and says” No father, that’s what they call this type of fish, a son-of-a-bitch”

The priest, knowing nothing about fishing says” What an interesting name”

When they get back to land, the priest is excited about the fish he caught. He runs to the parish and sees the Bishop in the Chapel.

“Hey Bishop, look at the size of this son-of-a-bitch I just caught”

The Bishop jumps back and says” Father, how dare you use that kind of language in church”

The priest says” No,Bishop, that’s the name of this type of fish. It’s called a son-of-a-bitch”

The Bishop says” Really, well how about if I clean the son-of-a-bitch and then I’ll take it to Mother Superior so she can cook the son-of-a-bitch”

The Bishop cleans the fish and brings it to the Mother Superior.

“Mother Superior, I just cleaned this son-of-a-bitch, would you mind cooking it for supper”

The Mother Superior gasps ” Bishop, you of all people should know better than to use that kind of language”

The bishop says” No sister, that’s what you call this type of fish. It’s called a son-of-a-bitch”

“Oh” says the Mother Superior, “Of course I’ll cook the son-of-a-bitch”

That night at supper, the Pope comes over for dinner and comments on how delicious the fish was and wonders where they got it.

The priest says” I caught the son-of-a-bitch”

The bishop says” I cleaned the son-of-a-bitch”

The Mother Superior says” I cooked the son-of-a-bitch”

The pope looks at all three for a long time, puts his feet on the table and his hands behind his head and says ” You know, you fuckers are OK”