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What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?

“Steal a chicken…”

Did you know that the average intercourse or lay requires 30 strokes of 6 inches or 180 inches per lay. An average woman can take 3 lays per week, 540 inches or 45 feet of penis per week. Which means she accepts 2,340 feet of peter per year. Since a mile equals 5,280 feet, we learn that a women gets approximately one half a mile of peter a year. So if your not getting your 1/2 mile. Your getting screwed out of peter and don’t even know it!

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.

“Thanks,” she said. “But I only charge $20.”

“Twenty bucks for the entire night?” the amazed MP replied. “You can’t make a living on that.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the whore replied. “I do a little blackmail on the side!”

A woman goes to the doctor, and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of a problem. I’ll have to take my clothes off to show you.”

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe.

She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

“Well, what is it?” he asks. “It’s a bit embarrassing,” she replies, “These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs.”

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is.

Then he suddenly asks, “Have you been having an affair with a gypsy lately?”

The woman blushes and says, “Well, actually I have.”

“That’s the problem,” the doctor says, “Tell him his earrings aren’t made of gold!!!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci