The apparatus with which we think that we think.
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Monica Lewinsky in White House
Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House staff?
She didn’t understand what “staff” he really meant.
The Hunting
There was this Hawaiian and fillipino man that wanted to learn how to hunt. So they met this indian man, the indian man took them to a forest and pitched a camp.
The next day they woke up the indian man came back with a huge bear over his shoulder. So the hawaiian and fillipino told the indian man how did you catch that bear the indian said when you go into the forest you look for the track and keep following it and there you will find what you are hunting for, so the hawaiian said my turn to go.
When he went into the forest he came back after two hours with a huge boar. so the fillipino man ask the Hawiian how you caught that Boar he said I did what the Indian said. So the next morning the fillipino got up and said it ‘s my turn so he went and he saw the biggest track ever so he followed it , after two hours the fillipino never came back then all of a sudden they here the fillopino coming through the bushes all cut up brusded up they asked him what happend he said I did what you guys said I when follow the track and follow the track and the fricken train when bang me.
Dumb blonde jokes
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
How Do You Spell "Relief"
How do you spell relief?
MONICA.
Entra Pepito al ba�o de
Entra Pepito al ba�o de improviso, y el pap� en la regadera se tapa el sexo con las manos. Entonces, Pepito le pregunta: “�Qu� tienes ah� papi?”
El pap�, nervioso, le contesta: “Un rat�n Pepito, un rat�n.”
Y Pepito, nada bruto: “�Te lo est�s cogiendo verdad?”
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?
A: Peter Pan.
Bobby’s Favorite Joke
Three Gay Men Die
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the
same time,and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ‘My Benny loved to fly, so I’m going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.’
The second man said, ‘My Carl was a good fisherman, so I’m
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake
The third man (Bobby) said, ‘My Jim was such a good lover, I think
I’m
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time
Pet request
�Daddy,� says little Sarah, �Can you buy me a budgie?�
�Not now, darling,� he replies, �now is not the right time.�
�So when is the right time to buy a budgie, Daddy?� Sarah asks.
�When they’re going cheap,� replies Daddy
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
–Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and
the deer is in sight.
–When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always
has the right of way.
–Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
–When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask
her to bring back beer.
–Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
–Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
–Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Why don’t [ethnics] drink much
Why don’t [ethnics] drink much milk?
Because they can’t fit the cow into the refrigerator.
Gynecologist
Did you hear about the gynecologist who left his profession because he could never see eye to eye with his patients?