Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Cierto d�a se dirige la mam� con su hijo donde el m�dico:
“Doctor, mi hijo tiene un GRAN problema”.
“�Cu�l es el problema, se�ora?”
“El problema es que mi hijo tiene el pene demasiado grande; pero contrastando con eso, no tiene nada de culo.
El m�dico lo revisa y efectivamente comprueba lo que la se�ora le dice.
“�Qu� hago, doctor, ser� que me le puede poner el culito?”
“No, se�ora, si quiere se lo mamo al ni�o, pero el culo no se lo pongo”, responde el m�dico.
Blonde Dyes Her Hair Brown
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde
jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days
later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped
her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many
sheep you have, can I take one?”
The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, “Of course.”
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason
said, “352.”
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably,
totally amazed and exclaimed, “You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock.”
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally
picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of
the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, “O.K.,
now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair
color, can I have my dog back?
Put-Put
A man was playing put put golf with his friends as his cell
phone was ringing. He answers the phone and hears his fathers
voice., In the mist of running around and walking, the man was
breathing heavy. His father said “Hey son, what you doing?” the
man said., “Dad I’m put puting with some of my friends, but
everything is going wrong…”
His father then assumes that his son is having sex and says
“What happened, couldn’t find the whole?” his son says.,” It’s
not that I can’t find the whole, it’s sitting right in front of
my dirty balls, but since the wholes are too rugged, it won’t go
in.”
It's Framed!
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to re-varnish the toilet seat (which was made of wood). The wife comes home sooner than expected, needs to use the toilet, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go. When they get to the doctor’s, the man lifts his wife’s coat to show their predicament. The man asks, “Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?” “Well, yes,” the doctor replies, “but never framed.”
Harvard or Equivalent
A Boston brokerage house advertised for a “Young Harvard graduate or the equivalent.”
Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad.
He said, “Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?”
Hows It Hanging?
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard.
When it rains, however, the laundry always get wet.
All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie’s.
The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.
So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie, “Say, how come when it rains, your laundry is never out?”
“Well,” says Sophie, “when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Saul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it’s going to be a great day, and I can hang out the wash.
If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it’s going to rain, so I don’t hang out the washing.”
“What if he has an erection?” asks one of the women.
“Honey,” says Sophie, “on a day like that, you don’t do the laundry.”
One rich bum
One day a doctor a lawyer and a bum go into a strip joint. the doctor pulls out a 100$, licks it and slaps it on the stripper then the lawyer (not wanting to be out done) pulls out 200$, licks it, and slaps it on the stripper. The bum pulls out a stolen credit card, swipes it down the strippers ass and takes alll of the money.
Your momma!!
Ur momma is so fat, she uses a tree as a dildo!!
Monica & Bill
What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine have in common. (They both say insert Bill)
Its A Waist?
Why is the space between a women’s tits and hips called a waist?
Because you could put another pair of tits there.
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