Faker jet figher (faker jet fighter)…
(instrumental intro)
Shrub’s comin’ at em, with his tail hook.
Let’s give him jeers of spite; Bush is still a schnook.
The press will grovel to this man, in fear
Of his right wing mob.
But the world sees a faker jet fighter…
Faker jet fighter.
Mr. Smirk’s fake glory on TV was planned.
Of the world, Dull Knife doesn’t understand.
Dim Son is smirking: his regime’s for sale.
It’s a heady job, but the world sees
A faker jet fighter…
Faker jet fighter.
(instrumental break)
Pro-Bush crowds, Rove stages with his big spin crew.
They’ll be fighting wars ‘gainst the weakest, too.
War won’t take much longer; makes the Bushies smile.
Dr. StrangeRove found that Bush ought to be
A faker jet fighter…
Faker jet fighter.
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)…
Yes, they really love him on the looney Right.
Donors making millions from Bush, overnight.
World’s trust, Bush spurned it; Bush will rule by fear.
But he’s still a fake; he’ll always be
A faker jet fighter…
Faker jet fighter…
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)…
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)…
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)…
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)…
Faker jet fighter.
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Have you flogged your crew
Have you flogged your crew today?
Q: How many barbershoppers
Q: How many barbershoppers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: 7. 1 to change the light bulb, 4 to sing about how much they miss the old one and 2 to sell tickets to the “afterglow”.
Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks …
Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Dumb blonde
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa clause are walking down the street.
There is a dollar on the sidewalk. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde the other two don’t exist.
Doggy style
A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from knee pains.
“Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?” asked the doctor.
“Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style.”
“I see,” said the doctor.
“You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions.”
“Not if you want to watch TV, there aren’t!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma’s house when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a tree!
“Red Riding Hood, I’m going to eat you!” he growls.
“Eat, eat, eat,” says Little Red Riding Hood.
“Doesn’t anybody fuck anymore?”
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Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma’s house when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a tree!
“Red Riding Hood, I’m going to fuck you!” he growls.
Little Red Riding Hood pulls a gun from her bag, points it at the wolf and says, “No you’re not, you’re going to eat me like the story says!”
Question and answer Clinton joke
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.
“Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. “Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.
Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker
-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a �26,000 phone bill.
-They’ve won the Readers Digest Sweepstake three years running.
-When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
-They seem strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
-They mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeeez!” 295 times during the movie “The
Net.”
-Their bank account receives a massive �400,000 contribution made
in half-penny increments.
-Their video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among
turn-ons.
-Instead of the “Welcome” voice on AOL, you overhear, “Good
Morning, Mr./Mrs. President.”
-You hear them murmur, “Let’s see you use that VISA card now,
Getting high
how do you get high in the sea?
sea weed!
What’s the difference between a
What’s the difference between a werewolf and an [ethnic] girl?
A werewolf is only covered with hair during a full moon!