Author: admin

Una pareja de sordomudos estaban reci�n casados, y quer�an dejar las cosas en claro desde el principio. En su primer noche juntos conversan a se�as, y la mujer le dice al marido: “Querido, cuando quieras hacer el amor, me tomas mi pecho izquierdo, y si no quieres hacerlo, s�lo me tomas el derecho.”

El marido responde, “Perfecto, ahora d�jame decirte que cuando t� quieras hacer el amor, me tomas mi “cosa”, y la jalas una vez, pero si no quieres hacerlo, me tomas de mi “cosa”, y la jalas 50 veces.”

“A number of different approaches are being tried.”
(We are still grasping at straws.)

“Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured.”
(We are so far behind schedule the customer should be happy
just to get it delivered.)

“Test results were extremely gratifying.”
(We were so surprised that the stupid thing worked.)

“The entire concept will have to be abandoned.”
(The only person who understood the thing, quit.)

“We’ll look into it.”
(Forget it! We have enough problems for now.)

“Please read and initial.”
(Let’s spread the responsibility around for the mistakes.)

“Rugged.”
(Too heavy to lift!)

“Lightweight.”
(Lighter than rugged.)

“Energy saving.”
(When the power switch is off.)