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Un negro caminaba por la selva. En una rama se encontraba un mono y, cuando pasa el negro, �ste le grita: “�negro hijo de puta!”

El negro se enoja con el mono y lo amenaza: “vas a ver mono, �me la vas a pagar!”

Al d�a siguiente vuelve a pasar el negro, lo ve el mono y de nuevo le grita: “�negro de mierda, eres un hijo de puta!”

El negro enojado lo amenaza: “�vas a ver mono, me la vas apagar!”

Y as� sigui�, hasta que un d�a, el negro lo agarra, saca un hacha y le corta la cola.

Entonces el mono le suplica: “�M�tame, m�tame por favor! �M�tame! �Ay, m�tame por favor! �Ay!”

El negro asombrado le pregunta: “oye mono, �por qu� quieres que te mate?”

“Porque me van a gritar �negro hijo de puta!”, le contesta el mono.

Eran unos gitanos que se hab�an hecho de un burro y entre ellos se iban a turnar para darle de comer al burro.

El primer d�a le toc� a uno y dijo:

“Por un d�a que el burro no coma no pasara nada.”

Y al otro d�a el otro tambi�n dijo:

“Por un d�a que no coma no le pasar� nada.”

As� pas� una semana y los gitanos decidieron deshacerse del burro y lo llevaron a un circo para venderlo como comida para los leones, y el due�o muy gustoso se lo compr�.

No hab�an caminado ni media cuadra cuando sale el due�o del circo y les grita:

“Conque comida para los leones �no? �Este desgraciado burro ya se comi� dos y tiene al otro acorralado!”

Did you hear about the blind Gynecologist?

He could read lips.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, “Good morning sisters.”
And they reply in a sing song manner, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just goes on. He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and he says,”Good morning Brother.”

The Brother replies in a sing song voice, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.” The priest looks confused at all this but goes on.

He gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and he says, “Good morning Father.”

The priest replies in a sing song manner, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.”

Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dinning hall not saying a word to anyone. The Bishop sees him and says, “Father …”

The young priest was not going to take any more even from the Bishop. He looks at the Bishop and says, “No I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”

The Bishop looks at him stunned and says, “What?”

The priest realized his mistake and said “I am sorry your Holiness, what is it you want?”

The Bishop looks at him and says, “All I was going to do was ask you why the hell you have on Sister Mary’s shoes.”