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El sacerdote de la comunidad se dirige al �rea de maternidad de un hospital, y se encuentra con dos sujetos que estaban esperando el nacimiento de sus hijos. Se dirige al primero:

“�Cu�ntos hijos tienes?”

“Diecis�is contando �ste”.

“Un buen cat�lico”, le dice el cura al tiempo que le palmea la espalda.

“Y t�, �cu�ntos hijos tienes?”, se dirige al segundo.

“Tengo diez”.

“Otro buen cat�lico”, sonr�e el cl�rigo.

“No, soy protestante”, precisa el tipo.

En tono cortante, el religioso observa:

“�Un mani�tico sexual, por lo visto!”

It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria. The elderly matron sitting at the counter was obviously upset at the cigarette smoke of the young woman beside her.

Finally the older woman could take it no longer. She turned to the girl and bellowed with a loud voice “Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than smoke!”

“So would I,” quipped the girl, “but you know, there just isn’t enough time during a coffee break.”

An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doctor and asks, “Doctor, is this some weird venereal disease?”

“Worse,” says the doctor. “It’s frostbite!”

Why did the blond stare at the bottle of orange juice for 2 hours?

It said on the label “concentrate”.

What would they have called the “Beetles” if they were [ethnic]?

Roaches.

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. “Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!”

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

“I don’t know,” said the farmer. “I never could catch the darn thing!”