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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding.

He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.

The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.

“I’ve pulled you over for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your drivers license?”

“What’s a license?” replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.

“It’s usually in your wallet,” replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

“Now may I see your registration?” asked the cop.

“Registration….. what’s that….?” asked the blonde.

“It’s usually in your glove compartment,” said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

“I’ll be back in a minute.” said the cop and walked back to his car.

The officer called in to the dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, “Ummm… is this woman driving a red sports car?”

“Yes.” replied the officer

“Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?” asked the dispatcher.

“Uh… yes.” replied the cop.

“Here’s what you do,” said the dispatcher. “give her the stuff back, and drop your pants.”

“What? I can’t do that. Its… inappropriate.” exclaimed the cop.

“Trust me. Just do it.” said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs….. “Ohh no… not another breathalyzer……”

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o’clock news one
evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the
lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building,
will jump. “I’ll take that bet.” The blonde replied.

A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the
man had, indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling
sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the
blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.

No, a bet’s a bet,” the blonde replies, “I owe you $50 dollars.”

The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies “No, you don’t
understand, I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going
to turn out.”

“That’s okay!” The blonde replies, “I saw it earlier too, but I
didn’t think he’d do it again.”

Q)How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
A)Wave

Q)What do you call a slut without a brain?
A)A blonde

Q)Why did the chicken cross the road?
A)To get away from the blonde

Q)What do you do when a blonde dies?
A)Laugh