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Va un loro con su amo por la calle y de repente pasa un se�or y pregunta:

“Disculpe, �el animal habla?”

A lo que el loro responde:

“No, se�or.”

A guy is trying to teach a blind guy how to work
a computer. After the guy is done, he asks ” do you
understand?” The blind man nods his head and says ” I see.”

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better

Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don’t wear any

Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do too, but only for starters

Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

Your garbage can is your “in” box.
You sleep more at work than at home.
Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.”
You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge.
You have so much on your mind, you’ve forgotten how to pee.
Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you
just don’t care.
Your friend calls to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off
my back, jerk!”

In the men’s room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it — “Think!”The next day, when he went to the men’s room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read — “Thoap!”

Un borracho est� afuera de una cantina; en eso, pasa una muchacha vestida muy elegantemente y despidiendo un olor muy agradable. El beodo la piropea:

“�Qu� bonito huele!”

“Letue franzue, perfume franc�s, $150 francos”, le contesta la chica.

Entonces, el borrach�n se tira un pedo y la joven se queja:

“�Qu� feo huele!”

“Frijol bayo, $9.50 el kilo”, presume el temulento.