An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack
or Jill… He thought he’d fire the employee who came late to work the next
morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought
he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither
employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the
longest lunch break – strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that
day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he’d wait and see who
would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill
finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, ‘Jill, I
have a terrible problem. I don’t know whether to lay you or Jack off.’
Jill said, ‘Well, you’d better jack off, because I’m late for my bus.’