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YOU MOMMAS SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE OCEAN ,THE OCEAN JUMPED OUT AND SAID WAIT YOUR TERN

One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.

“What are they doing, Dad?” asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them.

“They, um, they’re making a puppy” said the boy’s father, as he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly. A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his bed to go to the bathroom.

As he walked by his parents’ room, he heard strange noises coming from within. He opened the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his mother, moving in a strange way. His father looked up and saw his son – instantly, both mother and father froze. As the boy’s mother grabbed for the sheets to cover herself up, the father got up and hustled his son out of the bedroom.

“What were you doing to Mom, Dad?” asked the little boy, who still wasn’t sure what he saw. “Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah, trying to make a baby – you know, maybe a brother or sister for you” said the boy’s father, now confident that this would satisfy his son’s curiosity.

“Oh” said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. “Y’know Dad, when you go back to bed with mom, turn her over, please – I’d rather have a puppy”.

Est� Fidel Castro ba��ndose en la playa y de pronto comienza a ahogarse. Tres ni�os que lo ven, van inmediatamente a darle ayuda y lo salvan de una muerte segura. Fidel, agradecido, les dice a los ninos que pidan lo que deseen. Marinita pide una mu�eca que camine y hable. Raulito pide una bicicleta con cambios de velocidad autom�ticos, pero al preguntarle a Pepito que desea �ste le dice:

“Gracias Fidel, yo no quiero nada.”

Como es de esperar, Fidel insiste en que no lo deja ir si no pide algo entonces pepito se decide y pide un ataud. Fidel, muy extranado, le pregunta para que quiere un ataud y Pepito le responde:

“Es que cuando mi pap� se entere que le salve la vida me va a matar.”

A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to a private Catholic school to rectify the situation.

Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the boy’s grades were straight A’s, even in math!

Surprised, his mother asked him how he liked his new school.

“Oh, it’s all right, I guess,” he replies.

“They must be teaching you some new tricks!”

“Not really.”

“Then what do you think is making the difference in your math grades?”

“Well”, he says, “as soon as I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!”