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A dog names Sales

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An American earned some bonus from his work and he thought he deserved a
hunting trip to Canada. When he came to Canada he popped in a hunting store for
renting a hunting dog. Before he left, he asked the boss what the dog’s name
was, the boss told him the dog’s name is “Sales”.

During the hunting, Sales was so great, he barked when he saw quarries. He
never stopped chasing them until he got them. No need to say, the American
really got a bunch of quarries when he’s done this hunting trip.

Couple years after then, this American earned another big bonus again. So he
thought about the Canada hunting trip again. Of course he went to the same
hunting store to rent that dog named Sales as soon as he arrived Canada.
However, the boss told him they didn’t call him Sales any more. Just because of
his excellent performance, they called him “Manager” now. At the very same
moment, the boss pointed to one corner of the store and told the American, �Now
he does nothing but barks at that corner everyday.”

Voodoo dick

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John walks in to a porn shop and said that he is looking for a dildo that would keep his wife busy while he is gone for 2 weeks the person at the desk said why would you won�t to buy a dildo. John said that she is a real horn ball. He did not won�t her sleeping around. The man behind the desk said that he has the right one for you. It is the voodoo dick this is how it works, so the man opens a box and there is an old looking dildo. the man behind the desk said voodoo dick the door the dildo fly�s out of the box and starts humping the door john said ill take it the man said there is one thing to know to get it back in the box you have to say voodoo dick the box the voodoo dick fly�s back in to the box. When john gets home he tells his wife about it but forgets to tell her how to stop it he is in a rush because he is going to miss his plan. so his wife is going to try it out she gets naked and says voodoo dick my pussy after just one min she has had 5 orgasms she thinks that she is done but she dose not know how to shut it off so she drives to the hospital but on the way a cop pulls her over because he thinks that she is drunk but she says it is her voodoo dick and the cop says voodoo dick my ass

Lost Sperms

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There are two sperm and they’re swimming and swimming and
swimming for what seems like forever. They’re starting to get
tired and one sperm says to the other, “Do you think we should
pull over and ask for directions?” The other sperm replies,
“Naaaahhhhh, we can find it.”

So, they keep swimming. Finally, they see another sperm, who’s
almost dead and decide to stop and ask for directions. They ask,
“Do you think you can help us get to where we are going?” The
almost dead sperm says, “I’ll try, where ya going?” The two
sperms reply, “Well, we’re trying to find the fallopian tubes so
that we can try and fertilize the egg.”

The almost dead sperm just starts laughing. The other two sperms
look at one another, somewhat confused, and ask, “What’s so
funny?” The almost dead sperm finally regains his composure and
replies, “Well, you guys have a long way to go…you’re still in
the esophagus.”

Missing husband

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A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing.

The police arrive and ask for a description.

She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.”

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.

She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis