What do you call a cheap circumsision?
A rip off.
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Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench…
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trenchcoat
flashes them.
First old lady has a stroke.
Second old lady has a stroke.
Third old lady couldn’t reach.
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope…
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the
gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and
as they’re getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga
and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made
of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.
Then, they get to see where they’re going to live?. The Pope gets what
everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an
18 room mansion with servants and a swimming pool.
At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a Manischewitz kosher TV
dinner, and the lawyer receives a fine and tasty meal, served on silver
platters.
By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made,
so he asks one of the angels in charge, “Has there been some kind of mistake?
This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I’m just a
lawyer and I’m getting the finest of everything?”
The angel replied, “No mistake, sir. We’ve had lots of Popes here, but
you’re the first lawyer we’ve ever had.”
All objects in the world
All objects in the world can be placed into one of two categories:
– things that need to be fixed,
– things that will need to be fixed after you’ve had a few minutes to play
with them.
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Dear Kill 17,000 Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Yo mamma
yo mamma so old when she farts she blows dust
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster….
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Knock KnockWho’s there?Alec!Alec who?Alec-tricity. Isn’t
Knock KnockWho’s there?Alec!Alec who?Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!
God gave to Adam
God says to Adam, “I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?” Adam says, “Tell me the good news first.” God says, “I’m going to give you a penis and a brain. You’ll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect.” Adam replies, “Wonderful! But what’s the bad news?” God says, “I’m only going to give you enough blood supply to work one at a time.”
4 Kinds of sex
4 KINDS OF SEXHOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in the bedroom.HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say, “FUCK YOU”COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of lots of people for every penny you’ve got.
Clinton one-liner
Oxymoron of 1994: Whitewater Development.
Newlywed Manners
Charlie marries a virgin, and it’s their wedding night. He’s on fire. He gets naked, jumps into bed, and then starts groping her as soon as she climbs in.She says, “Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table.”He sits up, folds his hands on his lap, and says, “Is that better?”She says, “Much better.”He says, “Okay. Now will you please pass the pussy.”