Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, “My cock is longer than that cat’s tail.”
A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.
But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says, “Just a moment! Where did you measure that cat’s tail from?”
“From the asshole.” says the bartender.
“Well, kindly do me the same favor.”