Top Signs That You ( Or Someone You Know) Is A Real Loser!
1. Your dog would rather play fetch by itself.
2. All the numbers in your little black book start with “1-900.”
3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Day Lilly Society.
4. Your ticket was chosen in a raffle, but you’d put it in your mouth and chewed all the numbers off.
5. You’re over 10 and still have imaginary friends.
6. Your personal ad reads: “Seeking Anybody.”
7. Every time you blow a bubble, you get gum all over your face.
8. You look forward to the dinner time calls from telemarketers.
9. The last time you were invited to a party, you grooved to the lyric, “Put your right foot in, take your right foot out.”
10. You spent last summer following around the 2000 Bible Belt Trekkie Convention Tour.