A man paced nervously back and forth as his wife was in the delivery room. Finally the doctor emerged caring the infant. The man rushes over to the doctor, “Is it a boy or a girl?” he asks.
The doctor doesn’t say a word, he just grabs the baby by the foot, swings the baby around his head and throws it up against a wall.
Outraged the man demands to know, “What the heck are you doing?”
Finally the doctor responds, “April fools, the baby was alredy dead.”