MAN VISITS M.D. AND IS TOLD THE FAMILY JEWELS MUST BE AMPUTATED…HE RUNS TO ANOTHER DOC, SAME DIAGNOSIS. FINALLY SEES A SIGN OF AN ORIENTAL PHYSICIAN. DOCTOR ASSURES HIM AMPUTATION IS NOT NECESSARY…..HE SIGHS IN RELIEF AND STARTS TO LEAVE, AND THE MD FINISHES HIS DIAGNOSIS WITH ” NO NEED TO AMPUTATE, WAIT TWO WEEKS AND IT FALL OFF.