STATE OF OKLAHOMA
From: The office of the Governor
To: All Male Citizens of Oklahoma
GENTLEMEN:
The only thing this great state of Oklahoma has not yet taxed is your peter.
Mostly because 90% of the time it is not working and 2% of the time, it is in
the hole. Also, because it has two dependents who are nuts. However, beginning
January 1, 1998, your peter will be taxed according to size using the
chart below to determine your category:
4 to 6 inches – NUISANCE TAX.
8 to 10 inches – POLE TAX.
10 to 12 inches – LUXURY TAX.
All peters under 4 inches will receive a refund. Please insert this
information on Page 2, Section E, of your State of Oklahoma tax form.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.