All Lawyers are ASSHOLES! Posted on November 7, 2018November 7, 2008 by admin A man in a bar stands up and says, “All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!” At the front of the bar another man stands up and says, “Hey! I resent that!” The first man replies, “Why are you a lawyer?” “NO! I’m an asshole!” Spread the love Related posts: Telling the truth Valentine’s Cards Commandments Trial