All Lawyers are Assh Posted on December 9, 2015December 9, 2007 by admin A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.”Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…”The first guy says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”The second guy says, “No. I’m an asshole.” Spread the love Related posts: Nagging wife vs. drunk driver Ready to Go Home Yet Bar Flies Having a Beer