There was this blonde that was in a car crash
but she was unscathed, when the police man came he asked what happened she said well I was driving along the road when this tree popped up so I swirved to dodge it then I saw another tree so I dodged it and I kept dodging these trees that were popping up, suddenely the police man interupted her and said mam I hate to interupt but those were not trees that was your pine scented air freshener dangling back and forth