Aggie Accident

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck. ”How did you get that?” they all asked. ”I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ‘boom’ I shot a buck.” Then the longhorn brought back an elephant. ”How did you get that?” they all asked. ”I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ‘boom’ I shot an elephant.” Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.”What happened?” they all asked.”I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ‘boom’ I got hit by a train.”

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