A man makes a call to the police-
Man:
“Help!I’ve been robbed and my whife has been kidnapped!”
Operator:
“When did this happen?”
Man:
“About the middle of the night.”
Operator:
“Where did the burgalar enter?”
Man:
“I don’t know,could have been the door or the window.”
Operator:
“Did you lock everything?”
Man:
“Yes!Yes!But I don’t know how he got in and why he would take my
butiful,darling whife!”
Operator:
“What was the last thing she said to you?”
Man:
“Unnnnnn…..Oh! I remember! It was “Honey open the damn window
I’m burning up in here!”