A Lorry driver feeling tired after driving for days decides to stop by at a b and b. The woman who owns it says “im sorry, were full, u can bunk up if ya want” The man being so desperate agrees.”But i warn u, the guy your sharing with is a heavy snorer”
Morning after.
“The guy didnt disturb u did he?”
“No” replys the guy.
” Before i went to sleep i stripped naked and gave him a big snog on the lips. so he stayed awake all night watching me with a gun!”