A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not
been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant
about all the new technology. A technician followed her
onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking
machine with tubes and wires and dials. “Boy, would I hate
to be hooked up to that thing,” she said.
“So would I,” replied the technician. “It’s a floor-cleaning
machine.”