there was this french man who came to america. he was walking
down the street and saw a shop selling bukets for 1$ each so he
went inside and he says to the owner “i would like a fuket.’
“you mean a buket?’
“yes a fucket.” so he bought the buket! a few blocks down he saw
a pet shop selling cockaspaniels for 50$ each! so he went inside
and says “i would like to buy a cocker!”
the shop keeper sys “you mean a cokerspainl”
“yes a cocker”and bought one. the next shop he entered was a bar
and they were having happy hour all bud lights for a dallor! so
he asked the bar tender “can i have a butt”
the bar tender says “you mean a bud?’
“yes a butt” so he buys one and at that moment his dog gets lose
and he goes to the guy next to him
“please hold my butt and fucket while i chase my cocker!”