Q: What’s the difference between a blonde’s breasts and a tampon?A: A tampon doesn’t shrivel when wet. Q: how are a blonde’s breasts and my P.J.’s alike?A: They both have a lable that says, “100% cottonQ: how are a blonde’s breasts and a pad alike?A: Niether are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.