A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After
his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following,
your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and
make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious
meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t
burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don’t
discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress
worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim.” If you can do this for
the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain
his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
“What did the doctor say?”
“You’re going to die,” she replied.