A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by
a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the
menu…
Broiled Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference
for the politician?” The cook replied, “Simple – have you ever tried to clean
one of them?”