A blonde gets pulled over for doing 50 mph in a 35 mph zone. The officer asks her for a licsense.”Uhhh…What’s that?”, the blonde asked. The officer says, “The little plastic thingy with your picture on it.” “Oh! I’ve got one of those!” and hands it to him.”Now I need your registeration. It’s the piece of paper that people usually keep in there glove box that says that the car car belongs to them.” “I think I have one of those!” and digs around then hands it to him. The officer takes them back to radio them in so she rolls her window up to wait. A few minutes later he comes back and taps on her window so she rolls it back down. Once she has it rolled down the officer unzips his pants to which the blonde says “Oh no! Not ANOTHER breathalizer!!”