A blonde and a brunette are pushed out of an airp Posted on August 8, 2016August 8, 2010 by admin Q. A blonde and a brunette are pushed out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first? A. The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. Spread the love Related posts: Blonde quickies 221-230 Stuck on an island Fire and blondes….. tree blonde