There was a sick man who made a bet with a full-grown woman.
He tells her, “If I can touch your breats without touching your
clothes, I get a dollar, if I can’t, you get a dollar.” Since
the woman has a buttoned-up shirt, she agrees.
The man squeezes her breasts for a while until he tells her
he’s done.
“But you touched my shirt!” The girl exclaims.
“Okay, you get a dollar.”