“I’m not going to school today,” Alexander said to his mother.
“The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don’t like me.”
“You’re going, and that’s final,” said his mother. “I’ll give you two good reasons why.”
“Why?” he asked.
“Firstly, you’re 35 years old. And secondly you’re the principal.”
Submitted by Frodo
Edited by Yisman